absolutely nothing

in a world of excess, "nothing" is priceless

but we make it affordable.

I thought I had everything, but nothing truly compares.

not

Elon Musk

empty essentials

$5

  • unlimited access to our premium nothingness
  • complimentary bag of invisible air
  • zero interruptions from pushy notifications (because there's nothing to notify)
  • top-notch customer service for your nothingness
  • special recognition on our website as a premium supporter
  • lifetime access to absolutelynothing

    • nothing else

    $10

  • choose the amount that suits you
  • your contribution helps us keep the experience alive
  • fist bumps!
  • countless hours of uninterrupted nothing (perfect for procrastinators)
  • randomized digital gift to enhance your experience
  • lifetime access to absolutelynothing

    • faq

    What exactly do you get with the “Absolutely Nothing” package?

    Absolutely nothing! It's perfect for those who want a break from the overwhelming world of features.

    How does the 'Something About Nothing' plan differ from 'Absolutely Nothing'?

    'Something About Nothing' adds a dash of mystery to your nothingness. Intrigued? You should be!

    Can I really pay what I want for 'Nothing'?

    Absolutely! Pay what you feel is fair for a whole lot of nothing. Generosity is always appreciated!

    Why would I choose to pay for nothing?

    Sometimes, having nothing is the ultimate luxury. Plus, you're supporting a truly unique concept!

    What if I want a refund?

    No worries! If you feel unsatisfied with your nothing, we offer a no-questions-asked refund policy.

    Can I gift 'Nothing' to someone else?

    Yes, sharing nothing can be the best gift! Spread the joy of nothingness.

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